This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them
fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube
it’s so cute i want an army of them
take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.
That is not the intended use sir
Alright everyone, I know we’ve all been expecting it today, so I’m just going to go ahead and post it. No questions asked. Here’s the song of the day.
are you fucking serious
This is some next level shit.What the fuck guys . I love and hate you at the same time .
imagine in 10 years, this song is what becomes the new rick roll. I’d be okay with that.
How many people knew that Tumblr Pro was an April Fools joke but just really wanted a top hat for their icon?
this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe
Let’s play another round of Who Has the Biggest Victim Complex?:
- A. neurotypical people
- B. white people
- C. straight people
- D. cis people
but what about men?
for once “but what about men” was a phenomenal addition to one of my posts and I applaud you
Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid.Smoked a cigarette. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night.Gone long periods of time without sleep . Lied to someone.Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car acciden t. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself.Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep.Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane.Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Have a best friend. Lost someone you loved.S hoplifted something.Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. S kipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country.Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry.Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe. Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. H ad surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school.Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Made out with someone. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience.Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
Bear goes woof, otter goes unf, jock goes bro…what does the twink say?
flutes players need to breathe
flute players need to breathe
flute players need to breathe
fluTe PLAYeRS NEED TO BREAHTE
the soften part is where the flute players begin to die off one by one
Those that make it to the end of the song go on to reproduce, ensuring the next generation of flute players is stronger. This is known as Survival of the Flutist.